Monday, January 25, 2010
Naked "yoga" while hanging off a ladder over the edge of a cliff
A group of naked people (myself included) were partaking in a relaxation exercise where hangs from their hands by the rungs (spaced only a couple inches apart) of a ten-footish ladder which juts horizontally from a cliff. There was also new agey music playing (I feel like Bjork was as well). As terrifying as this sounds it was actually pretty peaceful until there was this one "move" in which a wooden extension, basically just a 2' x 2' square was attached to the end of the ladder and I then had to hang from that. This was considered an advanced move and felt much more dangerous and only then did I fear I might fall to my death. I seemed to believe hanging from the regular rungs was safe, like there was some sort of safety net immediately below, even though I don't think there was. I feigned confidence and like I knew what I was doing with the advanced move but then the extension broke. I calmly moved back to the regular rungs, embarrassed, until I looked at the other people, most of whom's extensions had also broken. I noticed amongst these people a girl from college whom I thought had the best body (and many people agreed with me on this) and she had a "yoga" partner, a tan, greased up, glistening handsome fella. Then I was back on land in some woods that were right next to the cliff and some sort of odd little creature, about the size of squirrel came running at me. I think someone with me got a hold of it and somehow it got cut open and it's innards were pretty bizarre. They were organic but not normal at all in anatomy, kind of the consistency of cherry pie filling. The creature also had a really ugly, long-toothed face and it's mouth was wide open. It sort of look like those nasty deep sea fish. I think it was crimson-colored also.
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